My characters breathe. There. I said it. THEY BREATHE. People breathe, right? Get over it!
Ugh. A beta recently said “your characters breathe a lot.” Hmmmmm. Do they? Nifty little count-it trick to the rescue (Click here if you need the trick)
Yikes! In 50 pages different characters breathed deeply, or took some sort of a breath 23 times!
No No No NO! She smacks herself in the head.
Now…. breathing. It’s normal. Everyone does it, right?
Ergghhhhhh. I think the deep breathing was a spastic reaction to making sure they don’t sigh too much. I guess my sighs turned into deep breaths. Now they all walk around sounding like Darth Vader.
The problem is, this seems normal to me. If I think hard about something, or I am about to say something important, I feel myself taking in a deep breath. Some call that a sigh. Because I do it, my characters do it. I guess I need to curb that habit.
It’s hard though, isn’t it? There are just so many descriptive words in the English language that don’t jostle you out of the story because they are too “odd”. It leaves us stepping, looking, sighing, and taking deep breaths.
Ugh. No one said this writing gig was easy, my friends.
You just have to stop breathing.
I’m talking about your characters. Breathe, QUICK! You’re turning blue!
Whew! That was a close one. You guys gotta stop taking me so literally.
Watch for words you use too much. Trust me, you won’t even see them. Someone will have to point it out to you and make you feel silly.