Ha! It’s me! Thought you’d rid yourself of me, didn’t you? Well you were wrong!!!!
I sat and twiddled my fingers, patiently waiting my turn, but Jennifer M. Eaton refused to interview me. So now I have tied her up, and taken over her meager, unworthy website.
What? You think the Little Blue Lady from Mars knows not how to run a website? Well, if the scrawny author can do it, why not a formidable Martian like me?
Now where is that instruction manual?
What! Did I hear a snicker? Perhaps there are those of you who do not know my power? I have taken over worlds! This website will be no problem!
However, I am not completely heartless. Well, I am… but today I am feeling charitable. I realize the destruction of this little domain may poison some against me. So, I will give her one chance.
Do you hear that? One chance!
So, mere driveling humans, you must beg and plead for me to release Jennifer M. Eaton or you may never see her again. Ha Ha!
Oh, you may see posts, but these were pre-programmed. These posts will run out unless I, The Great Little Blue Lady from Mars agrees to set her free!
So, you might ask… What do you need to do to set her free?
Beg! Beg I tell you.
Give me good reasons to set her free! And if no one can come up with a good reason, then I will tire of this endeavor and just blow up her blog with her in it!
Wait, What? Jennifer M. Eaton is rocking in her chair, struggling with her gag. What do you want Jennifer M. Eaton?
Ha! She is afraid no one will want to save her! That’s good! It will give me a reason to explode something!
Wait… what, Jennifer M. Eaton? Oh! She says that she will give a copy of the Make Believe Anthology, her publishing debut, to whoever convinces me not to blow her up.
Ha Ha! She resorts to bribery, knowing that I am more than willing to blow this place up, just for the fun of it!
So, simple humans, start begging. Tell me why I should not blow up Jennifer M. Eaton… and should one of you succeed, I will untie her, and you will get a copy of the Make Believe Anthology for free!
Let the begging begin! I will give you three days to convince me. On Saturday, October 6th, I will make my decision.
So humans, will you beg to have her back, or shall I let the explosions begin?
Jenny Keller Ford