Yay! It’s Freebee Fridays time!
First of all, congrats to last week’s winner Jamie Ayers
You’ve won a free copy of THE ROMANCE NOVEL BOOK CLUB by Kastil Evenshade in PDF format.
If you’d like to find out more about Kastil and the gads of books she’s had published, hop on over to http://kastil.wordpress.com/
Last week we had half-naked and half-headed men. What are you going to do to me this week?
Oh, you are going to love this one.
This week Hailey Edwards is coming over!
Who?
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Come on! Wake up and smell the Fantasy. She’s awesome!
You think everyone is awesome.
Do you say nice things about me too when I’m not listening?
Umm, yeah, sure I do! 🙂 Trust me. You’re going to love this one. Invite her in. Remember to smile.
Alrighty Fantasy Lady. Come on in and sit for a spell. Oh! Sorry about that ray gun. I have a blog to take over later.
Okay. Comfy? Why do you look scared? So… Who are you and what do you want?
I’m Hailey, and—at this moment—I want a caramel frappe.
Oh! I actually like those.
How Yummy!
Psst, Jennifer, we like the same drink!
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That’s good. You’re building rapport.
Keep going!
Okay… Ms. Edwards… What makes you think you book is good enough to read? I don’t get this Fantasy stuff.
I won’t say it’s good enough, but it’s different.
Sometimes that makes all the difference.
Yes! Like Blue hair! Very vogue.
Does anyone have silver faces and beautiful blue hair like me?
Sorry, no.
No blue hair?
Then why would anyone want to read it?
Why would anyone want to eat chocolate?
It’s pleasurable.
It’s pleasurable!
That means that lots of things explode!
I’m afraid not.
A few people were decapitated, though.
That’s a little harsh. I’ve never decapitated anyone, but I did tie up the curly haired chic that runs this blog once. That was fun.
Thanks for the reminder.
I still have burn marks from the ropes.
Okay, so other than decapitation what’s your book about?
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Frost is the story of Lourdes and Rhys, who enter into an arranged marriage for the sake of their clans.
Each has something the other wants, and in the process of getting it, they fall in love.
Aided in no small part by fangs, silk, and liberal doses of venom.
Do you know you are the first author on here that hasn’t answered that question like they were reading off the back of their book? Kudos too you!
Well, thanks.
You’re right, Jennifer.
I like this one so far.
Me Too!
Keep interviewing.
Ms. Edwards, Have you ever exploded anything?
I wanted to try the Mentos and Diet Coke geyser because it looked cool.
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Oh! I tried that once! Don’t do it in Jennifer M. Eaton’s living room though. She gets mad. Have you ever tried to take over the world?
I thought about it, but it seemed to take more effort than it was worth. I mean, why not take over an island in the Caribbean instead?
Well, I hadn’t thought of that. I like islands. They’re pretty. So, tell me, Have you ever painted your hair blue?
Painted, no. Speckled it, yes. When painting my daughter’s bedroom ceiling with a sky mural.
Oh! How wonderful! Blue is a great color!
I do believe we have bonded!
Great!
Does that mean I can give away a copy of my book?
Yes! As a matter of fact, I think we should give away MANY MANY copies of your book!
What?
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I am going to electro-bolt over to Amazon dot com right now and explode their servers. Yes! That will make all copies of “A Hint of Frost” Free until they get a chance to fix it!
Umm, wait…
Too late she’s already gone.
She’ll make good on that, too. She’s very, umm, tenacious.
If you’d like to get s free copy of A Hint of Frost zip over to Amazon right away before they get their servers up and running. It’ll be free until their tech crew gets there, or they catch the Little Blue Lady for Mars. Hurry!
Catapult me to Amazon for a free ebook copy of “A Hint of Frost”
Thanks for having me… I think.
Someone call Amazon and tell them to keep a lookout for a miniature silver woman with blue hair!
Thanks for being a good sport, Hailey!
If you’d like to find out more about Hailey Edwards and her books, hop on over to http://haileyedwards.net/
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First of all, congrats to last week’s winner Grandfathersky
My name is Kastil Eavenshade, and I want Pimpage…lots and lots of pimpage.
From the legendary times of the Victorian Age to the rugged reaches of outer space, the romance novels have done nothing to spark Patricia’s want and hope of finding that one special man to call her own. She’s knee deep into her thirties, near depression, and drowning her sorrows in pints of premium ice cream. When she falls for a waiter named Matt in her favorite restaurant, her insecurities do their best to thwart her plans of true love. It isn’t until she picks up one last romance novel that she realizes life cannot be lived within the ink splattered pages of an author’s fantasies. She has one chance to set her life straight and snatch the one man who gets her: mind and body. Will Patricia take it?
Jennifer M Eaton 